a Little Girl made a cup of Tea for her Mother.
“I didn’t know you could make tea,” said mum taking a sip.
“Yes, I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup.
But I couldn’t find the strainer, so I used the fly swatter.”
“What!” exclaimed mum, choking on her tea.
“Oh, don’t worry. I didn’t use the new fly swatter. I used the old one.”
Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with “I”.
Paul: I is the…
Teacher: No, Paul . You must say “I am” not “I is.”
Paul: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”